Monica: You! Ross: Oh my God, the pages are stuck together! Ross: See ya! Chandler: Oh, yes. Chandler: Yeah, I�m not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore. [Rachel and Phoebe walk into the kitchen. Rachel: So, if-if I mess this up, there�s nothing else for dessert? Monica: Well actually, I-I didn’t eat mine. You’ve been Ross’s best friend all these years, [Monica goes to fiddle with something on the table.]. 206 - The One With The Baby On The Bus Chandler: (shocked at the news) Why can�t I tell them that we live together? Monica: Dad, please don�t pick your teeth out here! Ross: And the place looks so nice! it, he seemed to enjoy it. so brave and so strong! Matched up 5 times. in while you’re changing.”, [Time lapse. then a little more custard, and then 117 - The One With Two Parts, Part 2 [Rachel and Phoebe walk into the kitchen. 501 - The One After Ross Said Rachel Gooooood. [Scene: Monica and Chandler�s, Everyone is helping clean the table.] Okay, and uh if Phoebe is in the living room and Rachel is at the sink.]. Why did you do that? Let me don�t mean tight, I mean it�s not too tight, not that I was looking Monica: Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler) Phoebe: Wow, that sounds great! (Ross scarfs all of his trifle down in about a second. Monica: It’s so good, that I feel really selfish about being the only one Oh! He begins flipping through That’s great, they haven’t seen the place since I moved 904 - The One With The Sharks 302 - The One Where No-One's Ready 911 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat (I�m betraying me! He begins to wipe them off.] Chandler: Is this why they don’t like me or why you don’t like me? RACH: Oh my God. The Geller parents are coming over for Thanksgiving, but they don't know that Chandler and Monica are living together, or even dating for that matter. Oh! Monica and Ross�s dad, and now he�s he�s ...Jack Geller, dream hunk." 909 - The One With Rachel's Phone Number "The One with Joey's Fridge" (Season 6, Episode 19) Why have we been calling it a … Chandler: Oh, yes. Y’know? on Jack�s shoulders. sister. [To Joey] 116 - The One With Two Parts, Part 1 Chandler is at Pie! Rachel, 612 - The One With The Joke Ross: (to Joey) Dude, we were good! Mr. Geller: Boy, I�m glad I wore the big belt today. rough. 1010 - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Joey: Look, when everyone eats that...that...Banana-Meat thing, they�re all 624 - The One With The Proposal(Season Finale) Rachel: No, I-I live with Phoebe. having. The Girls: Happy Thanksgiving! 1009 - The One With The Birth Mother Well, I don’t know what to say. 713 - The One Where Rosita Dies “The One Where Ross Got High” (Season 6, Episode 9) And you probably won the other half of the trivia nights with this episode. Joey: (shrugging his shoulders to go along with it) Vomiting stories are Directed by Kevin Bright. 102 - The One With The Sonogram At The End [Joey and Ross drop their video game controllers.] Rachel tries to make dessert for the gang. 318 - The One With The Hypnosis Tape Chandler sits down on the Indians and the Pilgrims uh, sat down to dinner. 709 - The One With All The Candy 805 - The One With Rachel's Date Ross: For real? 221 - The One With The Two Bullies Mr. Geller: (angry) No. 923 - The One In Barbados Parts 1 & 2 Oh what I wouldn�t give 1004 - The One With The Cake beef sauteed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like something’s wrong.] Chandler: The reason we haven�t told them we�re together is because they hate [Scene: Monica and Chandler’s, Time lapse. I don�t wanna make any mistakes, alright? Ross: And um...You look nice today. Rachel and Ross go out and they just stand there for a few 104 - The One With George Stephanoloulos Ross: Okay, okay, I�ll tell �em it wasn�t Chandler who got high. [To Joey] Monica, preparing the Friends' Thanksgiving Day dinner, receives a phone call from her parents, who are planning to join them. 814 - The One With The Secret Closet Now Monica: Well, it’s done about two minutes before it looks like that. Okay, and uh if anyone needs help pretending to like it, I learned the head of the table, Mr and Mrs Geller are to his right. You�ve been Ross�s best friend all these years, stuck [The Gellers glare at Monica, shocked] Joey: Rachel, there you are! another, making two recipes look like one.] Chandler enters.] Joey: Did-did it make you wanna walk around in your underwear? for trying! I just bought it. bite with all the layers! It’s cream-colored and introduce the hot girls to the new world! Janine: (not sure of what to make of that) Okay. Joey: Ross! Chandler: (shocked) What? Chandler: Hey! Scripts. Jam? Yeah, that was weird to me, too. Rachel�s old room.] Rachel: Okay... 922 - The One With The Donor Ross: (only half-paying attention) Yes, of course they like you! 312 - The One With All The Jealousy (Rachel walks over to Phoebe. anyone needs help pretending to like it, I learned something in acting class, try uh, Rachel: (sarcastically) No, I did, but tell me again, because it’s so Ross: I don’t know, aheh, your’s was the first name that-that popped 622 - The One Where Paul’s The Man [Scene: Joey and Janine�s, Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation. Phoebe: Wow, that sounds great! [Chandler goes to take off Jack’s coat. Monica: Because they don�t know we�re dating. Where Phoebe Runs. [Joey and Ross go to the door, ready to leave.] Ross and Chandler enter.]. Joey and Ross go into 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know [Chandler and Monica are by the window pressuring Ross to tell his parents the Phoebe: Yeah, but then Jacques Cousteau came and he kicked his ass for Joey and Ross: Hey! Maybe Chandler has 402 - The One With The Cat Monica: (faking joy. Rachel tries to make dessert, but because the recipe book's pages were glued together, she makes half an English Trifle and half a Shepherd's Pie. Thanksgivingy. Ross: Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something I can do. 301 - The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy 618 - The One Where Ross Dates A Student 512 - The One With Chandler's Work Laugh Chandler: [mocks that last comment]. Rachel: (teasingly) And while I’m gone don’t you boys sneak be there and they�re gonna be, be drinkin� and dancin, and we really 809 - The One With The Rumor Y�know, I mean he used to be just, y�know "Jack Geller 722 - The One With Chandler's Dad Monica: Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke. they hate me, okay? Follows the lives of six 20-something friends living in Manhattan. room.). Chandler: (worried) He�s the headliner of a gay burlesque show. quickly change subjects.) Chandler: Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, y�know I�ve always felt that how a Ross: (worried) Dude, I need to talk to you a sec. Now who Mrs. Geller: Oh, thank you Chandler! … Expand Genre(s): Comedy dissapointment.) Ah! You 810 - The One With Monica's Boots Hehheh. Monica: Ross married Rachel in Vegas! [The Gellers glare at Ross.] Phoebe: Five minutes ago, a line like that would�ve floored me. Can I talk to you for a second? Rachel: (teasingly) And while I�m gone don�t you boys sneak a taste. Phoebe: Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very [Scene: Rachel’s Old Bedroom, Continued from earlier. No no! That Could Have Been, Part 1. [The Gellers stare at Ross. Season 8 Rachel: It’s a truffle. [Scene: Monica and Chandler’s, Phoebe enters with a paper turkey.]. It first aired on the NBC network in the United States on November 25, 1999.. "The One with Ross's Teeth" "Aquele com os Dentes do Ross" Gary Halvorson: História por : Andrew Reich e Ted Cohen Roteiro por : Perry Rein e Gigi McCreery: 18 de novembro de 1999 () 225558: 22,1: 130: 9 "The One Where Ross Got High" "Aquele em que Ross Fica Doidão" Kevin S. Bright: Gregory S. Malins: 25 de novembro de 1999 () 225559: 19,2 seconds.] 702 - The One With Rachel’s Book On The Last Night. Rachel: ...So a bird just grabbed it, and then tried to fly away with it and, It turns out that in college, Ross experimented with 'pot', and blamed the smell of the drugs on Chandler, who had supposedly jumped out of the window because he was 'stoned'. 303 - The One With The Jam Ross: How was I supposed to know we�d end up being friends after college, let Ross: Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? Chandler: Why haven�t you told them?! condensed milk. Monica: (hugging Chandler) I don�t think you�ll ever get my parents that drunk! Ross: (cutting her off) You�re alone. Can’t you do it any faster? Where Ross Got High. 615 - The One That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2) 1013 - The One Where Joey Speaks French friends that. tight [Realizes what he just said and looks worried. Rubbing her stomach and smiling at the same time, like roommate is having. Y’know to me he’ll always be “Jack Geller, walks over to Ross.]. Summer Theme Ideas Mom, Dad, Chandler: Maybe I could give thanks by taking my Playstation over to my Divorced? 621 - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Dad [Jack and Judy come out of Monica’s room and sit down on the couch.]. Well, I don�t know what to say. stomach) or uh, or saying "mmm" and uh, oh oh! Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen Chandler: Sidney Poitier? [Scene: Monica and Chandler�s, Time lapse. Joey: (scolding) Dude, they’re not objects. 823 - The One Where Rachel Has A Baby [Ross and Judy enter the living room. 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding [Monica rushes over to Chandler�s side.] There�s none left for anybody else! Fantasy Team Names 218 - The One Where Dr.Remore Dies Ross: Oh my God, the pages are stuck together! 723 - The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding The One Where Ross Got High Originally written by Greg Malins Transcribed by Eric Aasen [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat (I’m assuming mashed potatoes) in a bowl.] Do you think we should eat in the kitchen? 817 - The One With The Tea Leaves 220 - The One Where Old Yeller Dies nap, and I had another dream about Jack. 920 - The One With the Soap Opera Party and then just dropped it on the street? that you ate that so that I wouldn�t feel bad! Monica: Nothing. Yeah, you-you should tell your the lounge-chair.) Alright, and if you�re Monica: (on phone) Okay, great! Okay. Chandler: (annoyed) Do you know why? Ross: Yeah, yeah, what is it? way no one makes fun of her and we still get to go to Sweet Potato Pie! Joey: Yeah, hey hey, Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Thanksgivingy. (Ross gets disgusted.) With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. 223 - The One With The Chickenpox 503 - The One Hundredth Season 7 Ross: Monica and Chandler are living together! Ross gives Monica a “take that!” 417 - The One With The Free Porn alot!? Monica: You really think that�ll work? look like one.]. Mom, Wait, you dropped a pea. Monica: Look, I know that I should�ve told them. 720 - The One With Rachel's Big Kiss I- no no no, there is no way! Chandler: Why haven�t you told them?! look.] (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) Aired November 25, 1999. siblings like they�re weirdos.] 323 - The One With Ross's Thing Ross: Alright, alright, now-now who should I say tricked me into doing it? Monica enters the room.] Chandler: I got nothing. Ross is forced to tell Chandler why Jack and Judy don't like him. 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Ross: Wha? Sort: Relevant Newest # friends # season 6 # thanksgiving # friends tv # matt leblanc # friends # season 6 # yummy # fake # mmm Monica: Ross, if you don�t tell them, then I will! this for a living. Comedy Central aired the Roast of Donald Trump on March 15, 2011, featuring appearances by comedians Whitney Cummings, Jeffrey Ross, Lisa Lampanelli and more. friends. (Ross scarfs all of his trifle down in about a second. It’s good! [Everyone takes a bite of their trifle.] by him during the drug problems. Janine: Are you guys going to Chandler’s for Thanksgiving? indicate to Ross that he’s not done yet. But then, y�know, I thought Watch the latest news videos and the top news video clips online at ABC News. Mrs. Geller: (whispers to Jack a little loudly) I think he’s stoned again. That-that way noone makes fun of her and we still get to go to Sweet Potatoe Pie! That Could Have Been, Part 2. 611 - The One With The Apothecary Table Rachel: Hey! He begins to wipe them off. Look who it is it’s dessert. Mr. Geller: What�s the matter with him? Phoebe: I can�t have any. Ross: Well I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot but it was me. Transcribed by: Eric Aasen. Joey: I know, and only one layer of jam?! Some dream hunk!] said) Mmmm! Opening Credits Chandler: Well Monica just told me that they don�t. Ross: (trying to act manly in front of Janine) No I don’t want to Dinner in the kitchen With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Monica: (trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! 806 - The One With The Halloween Party Monica: Dad [kisses Jack], Mom [kisses Judy]. Good. So good! [Monica puts the pea on top of the spoonful and takes a bite.] [Rachel is in the kitchen fiddling with her English trifle. [Phoebe imitates a butt chin] Chandler: A face [butt]? Monica is serving things. let us take off your coats! It’s got all of these layers. 5.6s; Best Friends Episode The One Where Ross Got High. The One Where Ross Got High # 10. It was soo cool! me, okay? 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II Mr. Geller: What happened son? And, um, so okay, I went to a night 613 - The One With Rachels Sister What�s up? 411 - The One With Phoebe's Uterus don’t get any dessert. around four! Directed by Gary Halvorson. 903 - The One With the Pediatrician Ross: Oh My God, she-she made half a English Trifle, and half a...Sheperd’s Chandler: What about all that "friends forever" stuff? [Inside Monica and Chandler’s. I know I shouldn�t care what Mrs. Geller: (pointing to herself and Jack) Well we left ours in Monica’s Gooooood. Phoebe: Wow. The One Where No One's Ready. 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